wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of him rude ass bitch

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of him rude ass bitch

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bewbin:

Got a busy day tomorrow

bewbin:

Got a busy day tomorrow

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  • someone: i like you
  • me: are you lost

aaaaanditsgone:

my new years resolution is to stop procrastinating which i’ll start in october or something

(via grilled--cheese)

ryannxp:

you know who’s beautiful?

don’t read the first word and flatter yourself because its me.

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holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

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  • everyone: what did you get for christmas
  • me: fat
i-will-die-laughing:

kim masters the elements

i-will-die-laughing:

kim masters the elements

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(via laughbitches)

  • waking up: no
therealhamster:

the most accurate representation of me to date

therealhamster:

the most accurate representation of me to date

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juilan:

The dates on my papers will look like this for a few weeksimage

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jokermanfont:

this post is dedicated to all the boys over 6 feet tall

thank u for existing

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